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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Zoning Out or Zoning In? How Aimless Wandering Trains the Brain - Neuroscience News

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

No go.

New Discovery of Deep Sea 'Spiders' Is Unlike Anything We've Seen Before - ScienceAlert

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Power Rankings: RBC Canadian Open - PGA Tour

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Attachment anxiety might explain how early trauma shapes emotions during sexual disagreements - PsyPost

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What's one common challenge software engineers face, no matter what kind of tech company they work for?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Similarity in long‑term romantic couples probably matters less than we think - PsyPost

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts