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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:36

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Zoning Out or Zoning In? How Aimless Wandering Trains the Brain - Neuroscience News
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No go.
New Discovery of Deep Sea 'Spiders' Is Unlike Anything We've Seen Before - ScienceAlert
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Power Rankings: RBC Canadian Open - PGA Tour
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Red Sox To Acquire Jorge Alcala - MLB Trade Rumors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Similarity in long‑term romantic couples probably matters less than we think - PsyPost
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts